Brendan Russo

Known only as ‘Daniels brother’, this mysterious young gazelle entered the scene in 2000 with suits so fine he made even Sinatra look like a bum. Brendan’s repetitive social appearances can be explained by his obsessively perverted addiction to music which he has suffered from long before being fondled by Bing Bong in the back room. This has lead to a promising Dj career which he shares with nice guy Lachie Tickell and helped by the powers of Foot teachings (see Footclan bio). Already at such a young age he has enjoyed many highlights in his career including; mixing along side Kaz James at his mum’s house in Doncaster, as well as, stealing Kaz James’s mixer (from his mums house in Doncaster). Self claimed D to C grade celebrity, B, as they now know him, is an A-grade cook. He has been described as having the intelligence of Michael Schofield (Prison Break), and the strength of Michael Schofield (Prison Break). Yes, this guy is the complete package. Being the co-founder of the Birdhouse empire ™©® you will be able to buy him a scotch at 7 every Friday night.

Daniel Russo

Daniel is a proud member of the prides, and always the pride of the party! Originally raised a jock but after trading his cricket bat for a mobile phone the butterfly effect had taken place. Daniel and his partner in crime/bitch Byron Kaplan back when Michael Jackson was black spent more time in clubs than Raffy does in solariums. A legacy was born and after teaching his brother Brendan and Brendan's friends how to be cool and impress the ladies (Gave up on Lachy), the "prides" as they are known - have hunted many a piece of meat in the discojungle. Some pieces of meat larger than others - but hey Trents got an appetite! Daniel is one of the proud founders of Friday nights at Motel - a house/electro party on a balcony overlooking the city that rocked. What started as 'ENDLESS SUMMMER" is now BIRDHOUSE and is a democratic establishment ran by the people - for the people. At only 22 Daniel is at the helm of this night along with brother Brendan (possibly adopted) and Nick Foley ("god father" - on vacation for the winter). Boasting the greatest - (and fattest) promotional team ever ensembled BIRDHOUSE is quickly becoming - BIRDCASTLE. Daniel can be seen either at SEVEN nightclub on Fridays or on the end of a leash tied to a tree outside Caulfield Grammar. There are two things that are "always good" - Shane Groom and the birds at BIRDHOUSE.

Sam, Sammy, Dush, Serial Pest, Stanley (after the powerdrill).

Known for his excessive energy levels and loose banter Sam has pissed off enough people to fill the MCG three times over. However, his range of sneaky (read- excessively annoying) tactics, including ice-throwing, biting and wrestling have somehow allowed him to remain the coolest guy in the disco, drawing respect and admiration from the likes of Daniel Russo, Nick Flannelette (Foley) and the Queen of England. Currently he is running classes in obnoxious idiocy every Wednesday with special guest Sean Rault, his pupils include Chris Stewart, Bob the Builder, John So and Disco Dan.

For more information or complaints please email a headshot and your star sign to: IWantToBiteIanThorpe@Bird-House.com.au

If your one of the few yet to have the pleasure of meeting Chris there are no doubts that you’ve defiantly heard him. This uncontrollable idiot just does not shut up, especially with a few (usually at least a case, give or take one or two) ice cold beverages under his belt. Many attractive females have been spotted pashing Chris purely in an attempt to get him to shut him up.

Chris, or Rudolph the red cheeked chainer is usually quite easy to find in a nightclub, just look towards the smoke surrounded bar for the man lining up ridiculous amounts of Jaeger bombs for anyone in the close vicinity (and occasionally the entire venue).If he’s not at the bar then without doubt he’ll be somewhere in the DJ booth vicinity dancing, on second thoughts, it can hardly be called dancing, lets go with bopping around reminiscent of an extremely constipated pensioner.

Somehow despite Chris’s constant loud mouth antics he does (on occasion) find himself talking to the right people. Well he must have, otherwise there is no possible explanation for why he’s promoted for and worked for almost every reputable nightclub in Melbourne.

When asked to comment on Chris the following had this to say:

“ You’re possibly the most annoying person I’ve ever met” – Glenn Raphael
“ Without doubt the worst bloke ever” – Tom Hutcheon
"His deep throat skills are amazing" - Nick Foley

Raised in a burlap sack and clean shaven ever since birth, he's probably the best guy you'll never meet. From chatting online with babes all day to hanging with Meatloaf at the Gasworks, it's the life you wish you had. Raised by Tibetan monks who would only converse through the means of Monty Python quotes, his first words "We want... a shrubbery!" were truly indicative of what was to come, a 4 year stint on "Hey Dad" as Arthur McArthur the little fat kid proved to be his biggest downfall, getting busted doing lines off Mr Kelly's back with Nudge made the headlines, and ever since then, like a midget at a urinal he's had to keep on his toes.

Seminal roles followed in "The Bob Morrison Show" "Heartbreak High" & "GMA" and when it seemed like all hope was lost, he was pulled out of his downward spiral by his good friend Billy Zane. 23 hit songs later and the legend was written, who would have thought someone could have 23 no.1 songs all on the subject of "Hans Moleman gets hit by football".

Born and raised in the gutters of frankston, fighting for life living off the land, struggling for survival, Sean realised what abo’s, and other bums never did, that centrelink wasn’t the only way out of the gutter, becoming a sic promoter was, so off went Sean and organized a corrobery with some of his abo mates (just for the record Tineyi rocked up and tried to offload some gifts to the abo’s but they only wanted petrol) on the foreshore in Franga (funyktown). It went off like milk in the sun and Sean new he was onto something, becoming a sic promoter wasn’t only sic, it was just what Sean needed to do so he could bang old Abo chicks with saggy boobs and dried up snot above their top lip.

After conquering this sub genre of female, he then needed something else to conquer he did this by finding refuge at the 21st century Nightclub in Frankston, Victoria. After starting as a bussy he moved up the ranks to second I.C. bussy and then vice head bussy which then entitled him to a glist at the club, through this he worked his tits off and networked more and more until he just ran the whole town, he now also DJ’s at Strip Clubs HE HAS MADE IT. Sean Rault from banging elder abo women with saggy boobs and dried up snot to becoming a fully sic promoter who DJ’s in Strip clubs, what a happy ending.